radarhorse:

You will do it  because I’m Britney fucking Spears!”. William and Jason had no other choice - this was her punishment for them.

This is for Big Fat Bass!” Britney screamed at Will. “And you!”, she turned to her beloved fiancé, “This is for not letting Preston and JJ ride that damn motorcycle!”. The Queen had commanded them, with the heat and fury of a thousand spilled Starbucks cups. Neither Adam nor Larry could say anything against it. Such was their terror that even the photographer feared for his life and job.

Smile, damn it!

Britney’s word was law.


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